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 << 31 July - Life long bans following opening game of the Aviva stadium.

An emergency meeting of the disciplinary meeting took place in the Europa hotel in the early hours of Sunday morning, following the return from Dublin of the bus party attending the opening game of the new Aviva stadium in Dublin.

Penalties were harsh as the committee dealt out a series of punishments for inappropriate action during the course of the day.

Gary Doey (left) - Lifetime ban at all after dinner banquets. 
The committee were disappointed that Gary fell asleep and snored during our after dinner meal in a well known hotel restaurant and even more disappointed that he did not fall of his seat, but was able to hold this position for nearly an hour.

Ronnie Porter (left) - Sacked and 12 months ban
Ronnie was dismissed on the first day of his role as a Trolley Dollie for failing to take up the task claiming it was womens work. This outraged our female guests and Ronnie was placed in exile at the front of the bus. The committee have banned Ronnie for 12 months in applying for any further high profile roles similar to the position he was appointed to, as Head Trolley Dollie and require him to undertake counselling to ensure he can cope with potential similar issues that may arise, now that he is retired.

Colin McKee (left) - Two week ban
Banned from talking about rugby after he has had more than 2 pints of shandy, as the general concensus was that he did not know what he was talking about, or where he even was, after consuming a couple of pints. His wife has advised that the ban for 2 weeks is to be extended to his home life as well. Colin as you can see was in reflective mood following the decision.